Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it can
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can’t get any better, it can.
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It is what you think about it
It isn’t what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It...
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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
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How much impact they have on the lives of other people.
No one knows for certain how much impact they have on the lives of other people. Oftentimes, we have no clue. Yet we push it...
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think...
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We can never judge the lives of others
We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you...
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If you only read books everyone read, then you think the same
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.