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		<title>I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years</title>
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		<title>Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2023 16:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.</p>
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		<title>Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don&#8217;t mix it up like you did this year.</p>
<p>Artykuł <a href="http://en.xdpedia.com/dear_god_my_prayer_for_the_next_year_is_a_fat_bank_account_and/">Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and</a> pochodzi z serwisu <a href="http://en.xdpedia.com">xdPedia</a>.</p>
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		<title>A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, &#8222;Doc, I&#8217;m just not feeling well.&#8221; The doctor replies, &#8222;Maybe you&#8217;re not eating right.&#8221;</p>
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