I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, „I’m going to mop the floor with your face”. I...
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, „Doc, I’m just not...