You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, „What are you going to do...
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What a man’s like – how he treats his inferiors
If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
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Why you should run early in the morning
Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re really doing.
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?
What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain,...