New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it…
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Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device
Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years,...
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Why does the school year last so long?
Why does the school year last so long?
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don’t mix it up like you did...
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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!