A bus is a vehicle that runs
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.
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Come sleep with me: We won’t make Love,Love will make us
Come sleep with me: We won’t make Love, Love will make us.
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Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer
Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer, it’s „Hi, How are you?”
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?” „The good one please.” „I...
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All you need is love and a little chocolate
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
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Your home as seen by
Your home as seen by….
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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain,...