My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Jokes
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Always borrow money from a pessimist
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him „Head...
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them...
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Two blondes fell down a hole
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, „It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, „I don’t know; I can’t see.”
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.
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Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, „We are family, even though you’re fatter...