Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says: „I think we got this joke wrong”.
Jokes
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.
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An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him...
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I’m 60 days clean now.
I’m 60 days clean now. It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then
If sex is a pain in the ass, then youre doing it wrong
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If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
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Football is a game when 22 big, strong players
Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit...
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don’t mix it up like you did...