Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Jokes
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Some phones are just
Some phones are just indestructible.
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One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.
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A man in a butcher shop: „I would like bull testicles please”
A man in a butcher shop: „I would like bull testicles, please” Butcher: „Me too”
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, „What’s the word on the street?” Once my dog...
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Why was the Pepsi employee fired?
Why was the Pepsi employee fired? He tested positive for coke.
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The last woman I was in was the
„The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.”
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
What did God say when he made the first black man? Damn, I burnt one.
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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
If minecraft taught me one thing… It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.