I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing
I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
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What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans
What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans? A LG Flex.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
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My wife has a whale tattooed on her ass…
My wife has a whale tattooed … It used to be a dolphin.
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What’s the difference between your wife and your job
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
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Why does the blonde have blue eyes?
Why does the blonde have blue eyes? Because the blonde has water in the brain!
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?
What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
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My neighbours are listening to great music
My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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Behind every successful man is his woman
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Do not be racist; be like Mario
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like...