Convenience is paramount
Convenience is paramount
Convenience is paramount
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Guess who is the mother and who is the daughter?
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and the brunette sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, „Oh crap, my...
Life – just one fucking thing after another.
When you are at a party and know only one person
I want to be your bike saddle
I want to be a cat
Do not sit on the keyboard
Jealousy