The condom was first invented
The condom was first invented by a Welshman by using a sheep’s intestine. The English later improved it by removing the intestine from the sheep...
The condom was first invented by a Welshman by using a sheep’s intestine. The English later improved it by removing the intestine from the sheep...
The first alien was captured in zone 51
Beautiful room
When it’s cold
Beautiful hearts
– I’m getting raspberry with hints of oak and a cocoa finish. – I’m getting wasted.
Let’s go for a beer. Mark someone.
Contemporary fashion
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.
Shitting in a public toilet